He is a highly intelligent version of a little bit of Rain Man mixed with a little bit of Bubba Gump. He is Dr. Reed from Criminal Minds. Sometimes it drives me crazy. Other times….
This morning my ear lobes were a bit sore and crusty from wearing new earrings on Christmas. I NEVER wear earrings. So as he noticed me making an ‘ew’ face while picking at my ears he says, “Do you not wear earrings very much?” To which I reply, “No… I don’t. Do you not have eyes?” To which he responds, “Oh I have eyes. They are just usually focused on your sparkly eyes. ….. or your boobs. Or your sly, mischievous smile. ….or your other shy, cute smile. You have a lot of smiles, but those are your main ones.”
…Well I guess other times it drives me crazy too. I have lots of different crazies. 🙂